Eat Shit and Die.

ispelling mistakes.

2012-02-05T03:18:00.001-08:00

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Okay. I don’t like admitting it but I’ve had some serious typos on this thing.

Is it unethical to go back and fix them ex posto facto?

OKAY NOW THAT I’VE GOTTEN THAT OFF MY CHEST I …

… will dig through my archive of photos to see if anything cooooool has happened!

wtf.

Did I tell you I blacked out while watching Dune at the loft last night?

Apparently I loudly announced mid-movie to my friend Luke that the movie we were watching was not Dune.

I woke up fully clothed on my futon this morning wildly confused.

I left my bike at La Cocina last week and have been walking everywhere. I should of stole this guys ride.

Remember that movie My Girl?

It’s weird to think that Dan Akyord is a huuuuge UFO conspiracy believer.

Fuck yeah.

I lost my hat… if anyone finds it, please return it to WILKO asap!

I got caught taking photos of the people at Del Taco when they weren’t looking and I got some really nasty looks.

Tonight I tried again but they were hiding.

AHHHHH REAL MONSTERS!

This is a total photo dump.

This is the inside of a car-wash.

There’s so much movement going on!

I made a potrait of Charles Manson at work out of a lemon.

Then I gave him a hat.

This happens.

This was staged.

Where’s Waldo!?!

I know where you live.

Remember when that tiger killed that guy at the zoo a couple of holidays ago?

I get this look often.

OKAY GOODNIGHT!!!!!

THE AGENDA

2012-02-05T02:47:00.001-08:00

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I’ve got a nice backlog of photos of cats and gems I want to share with the world but I’m feeling lazy so here are pictures of stuff I saw today while walking to café passe --->

cat 1.

Cat 2.

Heart 1.

Heart 2.

Heart 3.

Car 1.

4th ave. 1

Piano man 1.

Tiki head 1.

Guitar man 1.

Music man stuff 1.

Broken road 1.

Kaylee eating 1.

MORE LATER K THX BYE.

HAPPY BIRD-DAY GARRETTTTT

2012-01-31T13:02:00.001-08:00

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Yr a bright shining quarter in the piggy-bank of life now, or something.

Yep.

SORRY I AM GOING TO SHOW A PENIS THIS TIME.

2012-01-30T21:55:00.001-08:00

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Okay here are the pictures for the rest of the day that happened.

Here is Pat peeing again, well post-peeing really but this time he didn’t get it on his boxers.

We went to a party!

Of course this turned into Isiah and the gang drunkenly cutting open some guy named Cliff’s giant gross in-grown hair on his arm.

I have a weak stomach so I sent Pat indoors to take this candid photos.

ew.

ewww

meh.

Fixing the wound.

OKAY next I went to the bathroom cuz I was drunk and I took pictures of the sink and faucet cuz it reminded me of my old bathroom.

Not that exciting.

NEXT!

Playing with toys outside.

Sleeping fox on Alix’s head.

This is Christine. We were at her house.

This made sense at the time.

Then it happened.

Craziness on the dance floor!

I noticed a man on the fireplace mantle not wearing pants.

Shit was getting weird.

weirder.

BINGO!

This guy was so fucked up.

Everyone cleared the room.

That’s when he found a red cup and…

Yup. That happened.

ewwwwwww!

Ta-da!!

Cliff, the guy who was getting the abcess cut out of his arm earlier in the kitchen was now bitching and moaning about the naked guy.

It was funny.

We went back to my house and pat took a picture of me peeing.

YAY FRIDAYS!

THE END.

THE REST OF THE STORY

2012-01-28T15:37:00.001-08:00

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Sorry! I got distracted. The good stuff is yet to come.

BEWARE NSFW or people who don’t like penises.

I’m sure this person is only 1/16th.

My friend Janel gave me 400 VHS.

My house is now a mini casa video/ comic book store.

kill me.

Most of them are crap but there are some gems!

HEY GUYS!!!

We drank hennessy and got DRUUUNK!

I guess this was wednesday!

whoops anyways….

Alix’s new shirt!

GIGANDO SHIRT PARTY!

House.

God interlude.

Baclk to Friday.

Beer doesn’t make you smarter!

I can attest to this fact.

OKAY PENISSESSSS LATER!

BYE GUYZ!

Friday night part one maybe. Probably Friday day first.

2012-01-28T03:26:00.001-08:00

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oh boy.

Trying to perfect the sneaky snake but I realized it was easier doin in upside down.

That’s the creep I was following last week… and now flipped over!

4th is funny.

Homeless dude!

OKAY MORE LATER!

---- MATT

Something nerdy I did.

2012-01-25T14:42:00.001-08:00

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I named this myself!!!!

Life in the early aught’s.

2012-01-24T15:37:00.001-08:00

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Apparently aughts isn’t a word.

My cat needs to work out more.

Pat Foley peed in my house and got it on his boxers. I was there to document.

Ran into Kai in the rave parking lot that is now just a normal parking lot again.

He sold me this weed themed settlers of cataan rip-off!

It’s funny, but I think I left it in pats car.

Got coffee at Passe.

Visited Crissy at the shop.

Don’t be alarmed; It’s a giant coffee cup, she’s not that tiny.

Pat and I tried on ancient hats.

I don’t have anything to say about this picture.

Drove into the wastelands.

Saw some folks.

Time traveled.

Rode my bikes to work.

THE END.

Nerd Night and Black Light.

2012-01-24T15:23:00.001-08:00

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Pat and I had drinks at a friends house late one night and I drunkenly noticed the blacklight in the bathroom…

Doesn’t show up well with a camera but I was stupidly impressed.

WOAH!

Anyways, we decided to learn how to play dungeons and dragons.

OMG TWENTY SIDED DICE!

Who wouldn’t want that man as yr dungeon master?

(I don’t mean that in a dirty way)

That rooster is awesome.

woah.

Satan is real!

THE END.

RANDOM STUFF I THINK.

2012-01-21T14:58:00.001-08:00

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And if you don’t know, now you know.

I sneaky snaked this guy up university on my walk to work.

I HATE HIM!

You can’t see his face, but he plays open mic at the auld dubliner and I think he’s autistic in a bad way.

Getting closer!

Then I got distracted cause I saw Lia at Time Market.

Totally got distracted.

Dude got away. I had to chase him!

WORK!!!!

This is the comic book store.

I went there on my day off and it was KILLER!

WHATELSEWHATELSE!

River in a blanket at caffe passe.

WHATELSEWHATELSE.

This is the food I recently ate.

I arranged the ede mame (sp?) like little fingers like in beetlejuice.

Yoshimatsu is the bets.

I have a fantastic story about how when I was eating and drinking here two 5 year old boys sat down at my table and asked to look at my comic books.

One of them had a drooling problem and he kept drooling into my ultimate spiderman vol. 15 but I didn’t know how to get the book out of his dirty little paws.

I wanted to take pictures but I thought their moms might think I was a pedophile.

THE END!

CONSTRUCTION I THINK.

2012-01-21T14:40:00.001-08:00

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The current state of fourth avenue, as documented by my shitty camera.

That’s a truck.

So much dust everywhere!!!!

Fun to watch though.

The dudes were giving me looks while I was taking photos of them. I felt like a perv.

Apparently this is going to be the state of tucson for the time being. Streetcar and all.

Come on guys!

TEAM WORK!

This is how Terminator started.

RISE OF THE MACHINES!!!

The futuuuureeeee.

And…lets go to the gunshow?

And then we turn into ghosts.

THE END!

WHO LIKES MARIJUANA?

2012-01-19T16:15:00.001-08:00

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heh.

heh heh.

This is all a lead up to the BEST BAND NAME I just came up with the other night.

okay…

okay………

SOUND GORDON!

Get it?

It’s a play off of sound garden…

Okay I give up.

CAT ER DAY.

2012-01-19T16:03:00.001-08:00

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Not much to report.

Pictures of other peoples cats?

Sure.

This is actually my cat, totally doing cat things like staring at the grass.

Then I found fluffy cat and petted him for a minute.

Then I felt bad so I petted my cat for a minute.

I checked my mail and found EVIL cat hanging out on a neighbors porch.

This is the foul beast that occupied my closet for three days, hissing at me whenever I walked by.

Noticing the theme? I wandered around and looked for other cats to take pictures of.

This one is a transformer cat.

Oh wait, that’s just a motorcycle.

That joke sucked, I am so hung-over right now.

SCARY CAT!

Owl cat.

That’s all folks!

Sneaky Snake.

2012-01-17T14:46:00.001-08:00

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Hi.

I’ve been trying to master the art of taking pictures of people and places without anyone noticing.

It hasn’t always worked out, and it makes me feel like a creep.

This guy was walking in front of me for about twenty minutes yesterday. He kept scratching his butt and I wanted to document it without looking creepy.

Almost, but I timed it wrong.

Here’s a cop car.

Oh yeah.

I liked this guys sweater.

More cops.

Ya. That was all yesterday.

Today I walked a different way to the coffee shop and decided to try to be a sneaky snake again!

That’s my belly.

I saw some WEIRD shenanigans in the alley near my house. I don’t think the pictures came out good.

You can’t tell what’s going on at all but it was meth related and I didn’t want to die for these pictures.

The man in the middle of the street?

THE CRAZY CAB DRIVER WHO HANGS OUT AT EPIC CAFÉ!

And he was totally buying drugs and or having frantic paranoid conversation with a group of bearded gentlemen on the other side of the red car.

OKAY WHAT ELSE.

Children at Tucson High!

I’m pretty sure this is illegal, and creepy.

I’m interested in the idea of these loner kids watching everyone else have fun.

I think that’s what my friends and I did in highschool.

Except we had more fun.

Thanks world.

RIP 4th AVE.

2012-01-16T20:07:00.001-08:00

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So on Saturday I saw a typical sight in the parking lo behind Hippy Gypsy.

It was a crazy van being driven by a dog.

Arf.

The hairiest Vietnam vet I’ve ever seen….

On Sunday this was replaced by this!

That’s a ticket booth.

These are porta-potties.

And cops.

Apparently there was a rave happening in the dirt lot across from Ordinary Bikes !

A RAVE!

In the day time.

It was the most pathetic thing, ever. And it was raining.

Whoo!

College!

This girl in the tutu wandered around 4th ave all day making me mad.

Thanks students for ruining the only decent place to hang out on my day off.

LAST NIGHT.

2012-01-12T15:29:00.000-08:00

Alix and I DJed at La Cocina last night.
If you haven't gone you ought to cause it's fun and shit.

This is the stage area!

The set-up.

The sisters.

The awesome dude who was throat singing in Indonesian while the back-up band played some killer stompy rock grooves.

AND

AND!!!

The saxophone was the icing on the strange cake.

Here are people afterwords.

I can't do that.

Gangster ladies!

This is Starr. She's real happy all the time. It's probably all the booze.

I dunno why this was happening.

It was real windy, or something.

Vampire.

Blurry hat thief.

SEE YOU IN HELL.

-or hopefully at La Cocina.

HAPPY BIRDDAY !

2012-01-12T14:42:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRD-DAY

MS. KATTER!

Please enjoy this empty jug you've been given. You have all year to fill it with water, or memories, or champagne.

The most horrible thing i've ever seen, and also pictures of today.

2012-01-10T15:22:00.000-08:00

I found this picture in an article on the interweb. This is the link.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/18/war-photographers-special-report

Yes, that's a human hand.

In other news I took a walk today!

Nothing good happened.

I happen to think that the street I live on is near decrepit and oddly sparse for being so close to the university.

The house from which this couch came from belongs to an old perpetually shirtless man who is a hoarder. His front yard is a mess of bicycle parts, mopeds, and like thirty stray cats. I was going to take a picture of his house but I was scared he'd shoot me.

I did though take a picture of the vacant house next door, front porch currently occupied by one of the hoarder's strays.

A little further down...

My advice?

I take all my advice from things I find written on the sidewalk.

LESSSEEE WHAT ELSE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I half-reccomend this place. Don't order the gruel though.

And that's not even a joke. The first thing on their menu is something called gruel.

And please note the difference between the China Pasta House and this :

I don't want to think about apes when I'm trying to eat crepes.

Work time.
See you in hell, folks!

OH AND PS GO TO THIS TOMORROW NIGHT.
It's Malarkey's Birthday too.
Alex Perry and I are Little Gems, in case you didn't get the memo we never sent.

There's gonna be some serious throat singing there.
Seriously.

Strays.

2012-01-10T15:01:00.000-08:00

My one time stray cat friend has decided to adopt me sometimes.
I call him Fluffy Cat!

I think I'm allergic to him (her?) because I haven't been breathing right for a week.

My other cat Oliver hates Fluffy Cat. He has been sleeping on the opposite corner of the bed.

That's his grumpy face.

He's so jealous!

Probably cause I was doing this :

And this!

Oliver gave up and fled. I documented it, drunkenly.

And so ends another night at my cat-infested hobbit hole of a house.

THANKS!

Bar Bathroom.

2012-01-09T01:51:00.000-08:00

Tonight's bar experience was so weird lookin' I decided to remember it!

Have you ever been to the Auld Dub?
Don't! It's not recommended.

But if you go I'll probably be there.

This is what I saw in the bathroom:

Yup.

Pissy floor!

And shitty graffiti!

Woah! Ghost face killa, or MAD magazine.... what what!

Totes.

A close up in case it's not clear enough:

Thanks bro bar!

See ya'll at the dub.

Phoooooooooooooooooghghghghghghghg!

A Cat In A Car

2012-01-09T01:37:00.000-08:00

This is my new stray cat friend.

Today he tried to hide in Pat's car.

I call him Fluffy Cat!

It's a non-binding name.

the end.

HAPPY 2012 MOTHERFUCKERS.

2012-01-07T14:19:00.000-08:00

ALLLLLLLRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHT.
Same shit, different year right?

Due to popular demand I've decided to try to do this again.

Let's see what I did today:

He had it coming.

WHAT ELSE::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :

I'm not not licking toad statues.

Doesn't this make Tucson look like a real city?

Maybe kind of??

How about this - - -

Bad graffiti is totally big city.

So is a guy in a golf cart waving an American flag

AND what else i don't remember what else I took pictures of ....

Obligatory Spider-Man picture.

OH OH OH here's a girl in a hat.

Eat shit and die, motherfuckers.

LOVE MATT.

UFOS HAVE LANDEDEDEDEDED.

2011-06-30T14:15:00.001-07:00

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OMFGBBQ.

OH NO THERE’S ONE NOW!

He must be getting a super special shawl to cover his alien body.

FOUND HIM!

I hear this kind of alien likes to abduct little boys.

Kick!

Weridest alien I’ve ever met.

Vanessa liked him.

HEYINEEDYOURHELPHEYONEEDYOURHELPHEYINEEDYOURHELPHEYINEEDYOURHELP

HEY.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

Alix Perry and I are DJing at

Red ROOM every Monday.

We need a new name!

A) Underwater Basket

Weaving W/ Matt and Alix

B) WHERE THE HELL IS MATT

AND ALIX starring Mat and

Alix

C) ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Please leave all your good

ideas somewhere special.

or in the comments.

THANKS LOVE ALIENS AND UPPERCASE AND MATT AND BAD FORMATTING.

DEAD BUGS DEAD BUGS HOORAH.

2011-06-30T12:03:00.001-07:00

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Anyone know what that yellow stuff is?

…

I found this dead bug outside work. I brought it inside and took tons of pictures of it with Peter.

Summer-Time Hat Club.

Action Shot (fake).

THE FOLLOWING ARE SCENES FROM MY NEW MOVIE CALLED HAND DESTROYER:

AND THEN:

Thanks.

IN WHICH THERE WAS GRILLING. IN THERE WHICH GRILLING WAS.

2011-06-30T11:40:00.001-07:00

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whoops.

Twins!

I think we were talking about politics.

KKK OOL.

um.

Next day.

Good times.

Happy Bird-Day Diletttttta.

Bye.

PEOPLE SLEEPING.

2011-06-25T15:10:00.001-07:00

____________________________________________________________________________________________Does this make me a creep?

If not, I’m sure all of the other things I do make me a creep.

20 Bitcoins to whoever can figure out what is on the computer.

why are macs so expensive?

2011-06-25T14:46:00.001-07:00

I don’t know Luke. You tell me.

BEACHESSSSSSSSSSS

2011-01-31T02:03:00.001-08:00

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Here we go:

me.

Her.

Road to Beach!

There!

Lunch Time.

Salami! Bread! String Cheese!

Product Placement.

Birds.

Rocks!

Blurry ocean.

duh.

People making next to us!

GROSS!

ALIEN!!!!!!

sea anemone!

FINGER SUCKER!!!

Snail!

Bird!

Alligator!

AFTER BEACH DINNER

Thanks for listening!

-MATTHEW.

FAMILY PHOTOS.

2010-12-28T01:02:00.001-08:00

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HUGE GIANT DISCLAIMER:

FOR A WHILE I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH THE THOUSANDS OF PICTURES I TOOK OF MY FAMILY.

Okay. That being said, if this gets boring I promise to go back to posting pictures of penises and parties soon enough.

THIS IS MY SISTER:

She bought me a lotto ticket after she bought herself two.

I won five dollars and bought her a lotto ticket.

she won five dollars, ad infinitum.

TIME MACHINE:

rad.

A cake covered in the crusty remains of barbie dolls. Fucking sick dudes.

On top of my grandmas christmas tree.

um. what else.

That’s my grandpa. More to come later on that front.

OKAY THE END OF THE SISTER FILE.

More boring/awesome family to come.

WHITE CHRISTMAS

2010-12-25T02:35:00.001-08:00

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Because I am a child:

(that says fag)

AND:

Queer day, christ day, whatever.

It is too cold to go too far outside and I am barefoot:

alternately:

and/or/but

Wanna see a picture of my dad and my brother and I?

Shucks:

Old school.

Guess which one is me.

hoyo.

here is a funny dog:

Here is my dog:

Here is the inspiration for the radio tower tattooed on my arm:

Here is old family:

Grandma’s house is weird.

MORE TO COME UNLESS I GET FROSTBITE!

love mattttt.

LONGEST DAY EVER.

2010-12-22T01:25:00.001-08:00

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OKAY THATS ALL.

my fingers hurt.

Here is some ghost food:

Remember to dream.

And to then have those dreams be caught in indian webs.

ZOO TIME!!!!

2010-11-18T03:57:00.001-08:00

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Animals at my house, first:

I never get tired of these because its totally real! Kittens invading my house!

Not quite like the zoo, but I’ll get to that.

My cat was jealous! You can see him hiding in the bushes!

That’s not the zoo though.

Here is where the wild animals live!

Meerkat mansion, but for real.

CUTE!

Double cute.

Bear time?

sleepy.

This is the good picture! The next is the bad one but it’s my fault!

Stupid flash.

Wanna see a hippo?

Yikes!

Now it is cat time.

Did I tell you that I have a whole story about the zoo? I do, but you have to ask me about it. Here are the cats.

So much bigger than the kittens that come round my house!

This is a sleeping snow leopard. It’s Alice’s favorite animal!

This one was awake but he was hiding behind some rocks.

What’s next?!

Sleeping tortoises. They are fucking huge.

Wolves of some sort. Moaning wolves? Howling wolves? I forget.

They were huge too.

More torties!

Fat motherfuckers!

Looked right at us.

We went back to the wolves!

They look more like giant foxes that fucked some hyenas.

NEXT!

GIANT OTTER!!!!

They were louder than you would ever think an animal could be.

hmm. Monkey time?

or: whatever this is.

and: ZEBRAS!

And rams or something!

And then these ancient looking things:

Remember! Don’t feed the animals!?!!?!!!1

OKAY LION TIME!

These are some big fucking cats.

Giraffe time!

Woh.

Now for some apes.

Crazy uncles.

Crazy tails!

WHAT ELSE!?!?!

Koala.

Loose?

I leave you with images of God, who created the Zoo on his Seventh Day:

Don’t forget the class struggle. We are the zoo.

GOODBYE!!!

-Matt.

FOOD TIME

2010-11-18T02:55:00.001-08:00

____________________________________________________________________________________________These are things I ate while in Los Angeles :

Home-Made Mcdonald’ burritos!!! Filled with green peppers, sausage, and eggs.

Totally awesome.

What else??

GHOST IN THE KITCHEN!?!?

Or probably a witch.

We had the same thing two mornings in a row, though this time we used bacon instead of sausage.

Later that night we cooked pork chops!!!!! And some angel hair pasta with cheese.

here are the bad pictures:

I was supposed to delete these I think but whatever they are funny!

Whassup food! We ate the shit outta you and it was great.

Birthday night. These are all potato filled!! It was amazing…

Enchiladas in the background…fresh guacamole in the middle… Fresh ass dinner.

Our friend Alex used as scale.

Thanks food gods!

-MATT.

You ever have a girl this pretty in your kitchen?

2010-11-05T04:03:00.001-07:00

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I have!!!

She likes ribs too!

ewww yellow tongue!

That’s okay though cause I got a bad case of chicken-mouth.

Wanna look at pictures of dead animals!? I do!!

Here’s some, quick:

gonna eat it!

It get’s worse.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That’s what you look like on the inside.

I hope God isn’t a giant cat just waiting for us to fuck up.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

The following is even worse maybe!

Ever see a squirrel?

We saw it hardcore, with our friend Dave’s big red pickup truck.

Grape Eye Balls!

eww.

Naturally, we got out to take a look.

We all three felt bad.

Here are some kittens!

Where there is death, there is life, etc.

Ora Pro Nobis!

Bla Bla Bla!

This is a dead fly.

This is a skate-boarding dog!

Shredder!

Dead Dog:

Live Dog:

Making dream trappers:

Making Boats in the rain:

Go free little one!

I think it god caught under the car.

Here is Marques eating the fly. Total RAHOWA if you know what I mean.

Here are some funny hotel pictures:

Thanks Tucson et al for the best summer of my life.

BREAKING NEWS.

2010-11-05T02:53:00.001-07:00

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More kittens just broke into my house to eat Oliver’s food!

As I write this, the grey one stares at me.

My cat is totally fucking pissed!

More as news updates.

Things I’ve cooked recently.

2010-11-05T02:41:00.001-07:00

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This didn’t turn out as well as I’d wanted it too but whatever I ate the shit out of it.

STEAK!

POTATERS!

A little raw on the inside, it was.

Yum yum.

Finished product. Wanna come over?

Hi.

2010-11-05T02:09:00.001-07:00

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I know its been a while Internet. I’ve missed you too.

Here are some things you can look at.

THINGS I DID AT WORK.

This is upside down. Garrett drew all of these.

Here it goes!

Totally 9/11, cause its gotta happen.

Thanks chalk!

Cats!___________________________________________________________

2010-11-05T01:46:00.001-07:00

OLIVER

KITTEN!

FOOD EATIN!!!!!

OLIVER!

It can always get worse.

2010-10-08T03:50:00.001-07:00

Remember that please.

I’m stealing all of this

2010-10-08T03:13:00.001-07:00

This is amazing and I stole it all from Something Awful.

OH MY GOD

2010-10-08T02:33:00.001-07:00

I AM STILL WATCHING THIS BUT I HAVE TO SHARE NOW NOW NOW

Why can’t life be a little more like this all of the time?

THIS IS THE FUTURE

2010-10-08T01:55:00.001-07:00

Senor me!

2010-10-08T01:40:00.001-07:00

Memories part 1.

viva la revolucion.

been a long time right?

2010-10-08T01:28:00.001-07:00

Is this thing on?

pictures yu yu and i took

2010-06-15T17:26:00.000-07:00

sorry for the light blogging.

no excuses, as usual, i am gay due to

Here are some current events to taste:

Bugsy:

me and gabe:

gabe and i:

uh, yu yu art.

and more:

and uh.

Yu yu and I!

k thanks bye!

Did you know the oil spill happened on 4/20 day?

2010-06-15T17:10:00.000-07:00

I think.

I FOUND THESE ON THE STORE CAMERA.

2010-06-07T12:35:00.000-07:00

These three things happened while I was in Flagstaff.

Thanks for working hard guys!

You're fired Alayna!

Nice glasses Yu Yu!

Cool twist scarf display Michaela!

WEDDING PICTURES SOON.

AND WITH THIS POST…

2010-06-01T11:55:00.001-07:00

I will have successfully posted just as many times today as I had during the whole month of May.

Thanks internet! I dedicate this to cats.

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This is Snaxxxx. He has started to follow me down the street when I leave the house. He has laser eyes.

Scratch scratch.

I keep finding bird feathers in my room. I think snax hid a dead bird in there.

He’s hiding.

goth night at the surly wench.

OKAY NOW NO MORE FOREVER.

Thanks world!

digital overload._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

2010-06-01T11:49:00.001-07:00

SWAP MEET TIME!

Coolest place in Tucson!

here are little racist statues!

Weird!

Junk everywhere:

funny sex stuff:

Quick break: This stuff looks fun!

I think he is jerking off on his own feet, which is cool! I'm not judging.

Her hand looks as hairy as her vagina.

OKAY ENOUGH SEX LETS SEE WHAT ELSE THERE IS AT THE SWAP MEET:

Woah!

SUNS LOST!

BOO!

This guy was a rapper.

DONT HATE!

420 in the 520, or something.

CHECK THIS OUT::::::::

Who that.

cute hats.

er.

THANKS SWAP MEET!

A BOOK PETER AND ANDY MADE ABOUT ME.

2010-06-01T11:29:00.001-07:00

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Is this too self indulgent?

Whatever.

Andy and Peter made this at work.

The End.

Here are some hands.

um.

Michaela knocked over a mannequin and it looked like a dead broken body.

OKAY THANKS ANDY AND PETER FOR ALL THE ART.

party time.

2010-06-01T11:18:00.001-07:00

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This is Seth when he had hair.

This is Stephen. He came to town to play a show at Red Room!

His friends slept under our trampoline.

Party Pixxx:

Anthony was there too!

Beautiful plate, right?

Swap meet I think.

fun fun fun!

We got drunk! I fell down.

He’s not really retarted.

i walked to the circle K to buy beer and ran into a bunch of girls.

Monsters!

Anthony got in a giant shoe.

The living room got trashed.

These are the trampoline boys:

I blacked out and left my camera outside.

Seth and Andy took their own pictures:

R.I.P.

2-CUTE!

THANKS FOR THE PARTIES.

Scenes from other places.

2010-06-01T10:03:00.001-07:00

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Sometimes I go to my other job.

Funny things happen there too.

Here are some cooks.

So happy!

Here is our mascot:

It’s been a little slow there sometimes, but then other times its busy.

Descriptive, right?

I’ve only gotten three hours of sleep.

Lazy, lazy kitchen.

That’s that now.

more later.

DID YOU KNOW.

2010-06-01T09:56:00.001-07:00

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Did you know that you can’t update yr blog from the hotspot at paradise bakery?

NOW YOU DO.

OKAY STUFF:

I can embroider!

Sorry Jews! Love ya!

Let’s see, Here are some racy pictures from work:

legs.

girls.

me.

Does this picture make my fingers look fat?

Little fat hot-dogs?

Little ball-park franks?

fatty fatty fat fingers?

Yu Yu is in Japan.

Alayna’s eyelashes are fake.

Yu Yu is actually at a terrorist training camp in Pakistan.

Oranges are god’s fruit.

I guess all fruits are god’s fruits actually, but oranges are really good.

nom nom nom.

etc.

WTF!

tongues look like whales.

Thanks team!

First things first ( or last cause this was first but it will show last).

2010-06-01T09:44:00.001-07:00

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And so it begins!

This was from the day i tried to build a bike.

i didn’t get it built, but i did see stuff.

Solar Culture.

A train came!

Have i mentioned that it’s really hot outside?

It is.

Cool faces.

Roid attack!

I want that bike!

OKAY THATS SOME GRAFFITI and stuff.

I SO SORRRY

2010-05-22T16:32:00.001-07:00

I totally lost my camera for the time being, which is why there have been no TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME UPDATES.

I had lots of cool pictures of stuff and things too.

Oh well, here is something i found on the internet for you to enjoy in the meantime:

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wtf

word

wtf

word.

OKAY THANKS MORE SOON I SWWEAAARRR.

people in places.

2010-05-13T02:37:00.001-07:00

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Here are some people in places.

Nate studying.

Dallas posing.

Isha talking.

Ayesha?

Whatevs.

Drawings for a soon to be children’s cartoon.

Marques.

Important birthdays. And numbers.

Vic’s birthday.

Yu Yu’s request.

Digi Vic.

Yu Yu and the sock wall I once knocked down.

Have you ever counted a wall full of socks???

Have you!?

I have.

Maybe Michaela has too.

Birthday kitten!

Ashley the graduate.

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There she blows.

Cleaning the office.

2010-05-13T02:23:00.001-07:00

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People are coming to my work soon from far away places. We decided to clean the place. Here is photographic evidence of the art that surfaced:

The end of art as we know it, right?

Thanks staff of AA for doing art and not straightening clothes.

Interesting days.

2010-05-13T02:00:00.001-07:00

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Snaxx the cat dragged a dead bird into my room today.

But then i realized the bird wasn’t dead, just horribly maimed.

he flopped.

snaxx leaped.

said bird was thrown about.

i picked both up and deposited them outside my window.

Here is a giant ape.

Awwwwww.

So Goddamn cute.

Also, here is my cat Oliver. He’s asleep!

Don’t you wish you were that adorable?

Here is Alix’s room.

We finished a crossword puzzle!

Enough nights to last a day.

OR something.

Toodles!

REASONS WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN BLOGGING

2010-05-07T03:03:00.001-07:00

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Comic Books!

OMG!

Here is what I am reading now:

That’s the Thing beating up the lord of the oceans. Sorry the lighting is bad.

These things are eating up my life.

I took bad pictures of their insides and outsides:

the Civil war series of comics is amazing. I have too many and I can’t talk to much about it because it reveals how much of a nerd I really am.

More stuff:

What I’ve really been reading has been the Dark Tower books (AND COMICS!).

Here are some photos of the things that happen inside the books:

Totally Epic.

I love dead bodies.

And mutants. and fantasy.

Here are some scenes from the comic books:

Pretty cool drawings, right?

Here is a retard boy dying, kind of.

Here is a horse dying, totally.

and uh. Wolves attacking!!!

More later.

FIRST: American Vampires. The new stephen king comic book! About vampires!!!

RAD!

Gory!

Sweet!!!!

This shit is brand new. I went to R-Galaxy to buy the second issue and it was sold out!

fuck!

this was an ad for a new comic on its back page:

More stephen king? OKAY!!!

This is another new comic by him called N.

It is about a man with OCD who is trying to keep demons at bay. Totally rad, xxxxx forev.

Here are more dark tower comic pictures!

Blood is awesome, cause we all have it. We can relate, you ken?

Dun-zo!

Head totally blown off.

Whats next!?

monsters falling on spikes.

Monsters climbing up walls!

A room filled of the freshly dead.

AMAZING.

Thanks for nerding out.

Many things to post

2010-05-07T01:44:00.001-07:00

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Never any time!

Want to see something strange?

Here is Roseanne talking about Bikini Kill.

They actually play a Bikini Kill song…on Roseanne.

WTF?

Right??

OKAY.

PHOTOPROOJECT!

I am soliciting ideas for a photo project, cause i have taken pictures of everything already.

Give me your ideas! I will make it a reality.

Or I won’t!

It’ll be a surprise!

Wanna see a photo of an exploding oil rig?
I won’t take it, but i’ll find it.

here:

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This is the roof leaking.

Same day we taped the credit card scanner to the computer all ghetto style:

CHECK 2 CHECK PARTY

I went to an immigration rally:

andy and nick did art:

Epic.

More soon forever.

till death do us party.

Oceans.

2010-05-02T02:59:00.001-07:00

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This is Raze.

He slept on my couch, got in fights, mixed highlife and coffee together at the grill.

Endless Scummer is cool. As a term, you dig?

Better than Endless Bummer, right?

Peter and Andy took my camera out.

Here is what they came back with:

The things you see in Tucson.

I saw this girl at WhichWich. She had a cone-head on.

And this bird got hit by a car.

Dreader than dread, if you catch my drift.