Cat castle

This thing I bought

NOT A BAKED POTATO

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I found this and it's amazing. and its copyrighted by getty images (DONT ARREST ME COPYRIGHT POLICE)

I want to know why this is...but I know I'll never google the answers I need.

Outside

I have now discovered how to blog via phone. World get ready

Practice

What

I can’t find my camera charger.

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Anyone watched HOMELAND yet?

That' show kills.

 

So does building stuff.

 

I’ve also been playing Magic the Gathering because I didn’t think owning three cats and building Lego sets was nerdy enough.

 

Haaaaappy Halloweeeeeeen!

 

What are you going to be?

 

I’m going to be a nobody.

 

These are my childhood toys.

Pat Foley stole them from my parent's garage.

 

 

This lovely lady cooked me dinner once.

I supervised!!!!

 

 

Sometimes I eat green things.

 

This is my street.

Summer’s over so now there is no more sunshine.

 

I wanna go eat this now.

 

CATAPILLAR ROLL

!!!

 

 

Okay .

that’s all till I can upload all the NEW PICTURES but I have to find my CAMERA CHARGER

and my

CAMERA actually too

cause it’s gone.

 

 

 

THANKS RIVER YOU BETTER KEEP POSTING THINGS cause this blog sucks otherwise.

 

 

LOVE MATT.

WHERE TO GO FIRST.

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Oh boy.

Did I show you these?

 

I adopted a couple cats.

They are brothers! And a bonded pair, whatever that means.

 

I think it means this -

 

 

Sullivan is the orange and white one.

He’s farty so I call him stinky.

 

Gossamer is the grey one with wild eyes.

He’s retarted so I call him stupid.

 

 

I don’t think they are cute at all!

 

MORE TO COME GOODBYE.

ATTN ATTN ATTN ATTN.

GUEST BLOGGER time, YO.

RIVER PHOENIX AKA
RIVER BULLOCK

from

MADISON WISCONSIN

formerly(sp?) of TUCSON, ARIZONA
and
OREGON MAYBE WHATEVER


OKAY SHE'LL BE HERE AS FREQUENTLY AS I AM.

KTHXBYE.

INSEX

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Because this is important.

This is in the front yard of my new house. You are welcome to come watch bugs have sex there with me.

They’ll probably have like ten thousand babies.

 

Beetle peni… hmmm….

 

Yard.

 

and cat.

 

Front door.

 

And cat food.

 

Crissy and her tiny, tiny pack of cigarettes.

 

move-in.

 

Junk.

 

More junk.

I have a lot of junk.

 

Post move bowling.

 

I won.

 

 

THANKS FOR THE BUGSEXXX.

 

-MATTHEW.

dogs and camping.

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This stuff happened this summer, but you wouldn’t know because I have been to lazy to update my  web log.

I’ve taken up legos, because my need to be a child is insatiable.

 

Also, I’ve been going outdoors!

THE NEEVER ENDING STOOOOORRRYYYY! With beer!

This is legal, right?

 

His camera looks like a penis.

 

Roughin’ it!

 

Sweeeet dicks.

 

KATTER.

Bacon!!!

 

 

KISS THE COOK!

 

Nap time?

 

The water was ice cold and populated by large redneck families.

 

Hi Lisa! NICE TUTU FREAK!

Just kidding it’s an inter-tube.

 

That’s Joe jumping.

JAWS!

This went on for like an hour. It was hilarious.

 

 

So was this, albeit in a crueler way.

 

…

TURTLES!!!!!

 

 

HIKING!!!!!!!!!!! !

 

 

Water … falls?

 

groan.

 

splash splash.

arf arf.

 

sing sing.

 

I sat here for a while trying to take pictures of low flying bats but they were waaay to quick.

 

VAMPIRE BAT!

 

COOK OFF!

 

AND THEN WE WENT TO THE RAVE GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!