Things that happened last weekend.

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It’s been a minute. Sorry!

Here is Phoenix again.

Above Brendan’s restroom.

But first, I met my family:

KT.

Dave and Betty.

We ate sushi and after Brendan and Anthony came to pick me and my sister up!

We went to Camelback and Central to drink at an Hawaiian themed bar that sucked and was expensive, though we did have a thirty dollar drink called the volcano.

There it is!!!!

motherfucker was huge.

our friend Matheson bought us two of them.

He just got a new job and a free mercedes.

Here is us drinking it:

Oy.

 

Saying we all got drunk is not doing the word drunk any justice.

next we went to the tranny bar!

How much indeed.

I have no narrative to tell, as we were all very drunk, so here is a bunch of pictures.

Drag queens huddled outside.

Blacklights.

blurry Brendoon.

My sister.

Anthony.

Pat, who later proposed to a drag queen (awesome!).

Some dude who wanted me to call him or something.

There was an old man pole dancing who looked a lot like Larry David.

Here he is!

OKAY SO WE HAD ENOUGH TRANNIES AND WE WENT BACK TO BRENDOOOOOONS HOUSE.

Poster above his bed.

Poster on his bed.

I took a shot of eastern European liquor and blacked out.

(and vomited everywhere; whatevs.)

My sister was funny!

Pat and I got raped.

It’s real nice knowing that I don’t remember a second of that.

Anyways, things kept happening.

We all passed out the end.

I still have a headache.

BYE!