PEOPLE SLEEPING.

____________________________________________________________________________________________Does this make me a creep?

 

If not, I’m sure all of the other things I do make me a creep.

 

20 Bitcoins to whoever can figure out what is on the computer.

BEACHESSSSSSSSSSS

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Here we go:

 

me.

Her.

Road to Beach!

There!

Lunch Time.

Salami! Bread! String Cheese!

Product Placement.

Birds.

Rocks!

Blurry ocean.

 

duh.

People making next to us!

GROSS!

ALIEN!!!!!!

sea anemone!

FINGER SUCKER!!!

 

Snail!

Bird!

Alligator!

AFTER BEACH DINNER

 

Thanks for listening!

 

-MATTHEW.

ZOO TIME!!!!

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Animals at my house, first:

I never get tired of these because its totally real! Kittens invading my house!

Not quite like the zoo, but I’ll get to that.

 

My cat was jealous! You can see him hiding in the bushes!

That’s not the zoo though.

Here is where the wild animals live!

Meerkat mansion, but for real.

CUTE!

Double cute.

Bear time?

sleepy.

This is the good picture! The next is the bad one but it’s my fault!

Stupid flash.

Wanna see a hippo?

Yikes!

Now it is cat time.

Did I tell you that I have a whole story about the zoo? I do, but you have to ask me about it. Here are the cats.

So much bigger than the kittens that come round my house!

This is a sleeping snow leopard. It’s Alice’s favorite animal!

This one was awake but he was hiding behind some rocks.

What’s next?!

Sleeping tortoises. They are fucking huge.

Wolves of some sort. Moaning wolves? Howling wolves? I forget.

They were huge too.

More torties!

Fat motherfuckers!

Looked right at us.

We went back to the wolves!

 

They look more like giant foxes that fucked some hyenas.

NEXT!

GIANT OTTER!!!!

They were louder than you would ever think an animal could be.

hmm. Monkey time?

 

or: whatever this is.

 

and: ZEBRAS!

And rams or something!

And then these ancient looking things:

Remember! Don’t feed the animals!?!!?!!!1

OKAY LION TIME!

 

These are some big fucking cats.

Giraffe time!

 

Woh.

Now for some apes.

Crazy uncles.

Crazy tails!

 

WHAT ELSE!?!?!

 

Koala.

Loose?

I leave you with images of God, who created the Zoo on his Seventh Day:

Don’t forget the class struggle. We are the zoo.

 

GOODBYE!!!

-Matt.