UFOS HAVE LANDEDEDEDEDED.

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OMFGBBQ.

OH NO THERE’S ONE NOW!

He must be getting a super special shawl to cover his alien body.

 

FOUND HIM!

I hear this kind of alien likes to abduct little boys.

Kick!

Weridest alien I’ve ever met.

Vanessa liked him.

HEYINEEDYOURHELPHEYONEEDYOURHELPHEYINEEDYOURHELPHEYINEEDYOURHELP

HEY.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

Alix Perry and I are DJing at

Red ROOM every Monday.

We need a new name!

A) Underwater Basket

Weaving W/ Matt and Alix

B) WHERE THE HELL IS MATT

AND ALIX starring Mat and

Alix

C) ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Please leave all your good

ideas somewhere special.

or in the comments.

THANKS LOVE ALIENS AND UPPERCASE AND MATT AND BAD FORMATTING.

 

 

 

DEAD BUGS DEAD BUGS HOORAH.

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Anyone know what that yellow stuff is?

…

I found this dead bug outside work. I brought it inside and took tons of pictures of it with Peter.

 

Summer-Time Hat Club.

Action Shot (fake).

 

THE FOLLOWING ARE SCENES FROM MY NEW MOVIE CALLED HAND DESTROYER:

 

AND THEN:

Thanks.

IN WHICH THERE WAS GRILLING. IN THERE WHICH GRILLING WAS.

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whoops.

Twins!

I think we were talking about politics.

KKK OOL.

um.

Next day.

Good times.

 

Happy Bird-Day Diletttttta.

Bye.

PEOPLE SLEEPING.

____________________________________________________________________________________________Does this make me a creep?

 

If not, I’m sure all of the other things I do make me a creep.

 

20 Bitcoins to whoever can figure out what is on the computer.

why are macs so expensive?

\

I don’t know Luke. You tell me.

BEACHESSSSSSSSSSS

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Here we go:

 

me.

Her.

Road to Beach!

There!

Lunch Time.

Salami! Bread! String Cheese!

Product Placement.

Birds.

Rocks!

Blurry ocean.

 

duh.

People making next to us!

GROSS!

ALIEN!!!!!!

sea anemone!

FINGER SUCKER!!!

 

Snail!

Bird!

Alligator!

AFTER BEACH DINNER

 

Thanks for listening!

 

-MATTHEW.