FAMILY PHOTOS.

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HUGE GIANT DISCLAIMER: 

FOR A WHILE I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH THE THOUSANDS OF PICTURES I TOOK OF MY FAMILY.

Okay. That being said, if this gets boring I promise to go back to posting pictures of penises and parties soon enough.

 

THIS IS MY SISTER:

She bought me a lotto ticket after she bought herself two.

I won five dollars and bought her a lotto ticket.

she won five dollars, ad infinitum.

 

TIME MACHINE:

 

rad.

A cake covered in the crusty remains of barbie dolls. Fucking sick dudes.

 

On top of my grandmas christmas tree.

um. what else.

That’s my grandpa. More to come later on that front.

OKAY THE END OF THE SISTER FILE.

More boring/awesome family to come.

WHITE CHRISTMAS

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Because I am a child:

(that says fag)

 

AND:

Queer day, christ day, whatever.

It is too cold to go too far outside and I am barefoot:

alternately:

and/or/but

Wanna see a picture of my dad and my brother and I?

 

Shucks:

Old school.

Guess which one is me.

hoyo.

here is a funny dog:

Here is my dog:

Here is the inspiration for the radio tower tattooed on my arm:

Here is old family:

 

Grandma’s house is weird.

 

MORE TO COME UNLESS I GET FROSTBITE!

 

love mattttt.

LONGEST DAY EVER.

____________________________________________________________________________________________This is what I did after work till now.

OKAY THATS ALL.

my fingers hurt.

Here is some ghost food:

Remember to dream.

 

And to then have those dreams be caught in indian webs.

ZOO TIME!!!!

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Animals at my house, first:

I never get tired of these because its totally real! Kittens invading my house!

Not quite like the zoo, but I’ll get to that.

 

My cat was jealous! You can see him hiding in the bushes!

That’s not the zoo though.

Here is where the wild animals live!

Meerkat mansion, but for real.

CUTE!

Double cute.

Bear time?

sleepy.

This is the good picture! The next is the bad one but it’s my fault!

Stupid flash.

Wanna see a hippo?

Yikes!

Now it is cat time.

Did I tell you that I have a whole story about the zoo? I do, but you have to ask me about it. Here are the cats.

So much bigger than the kittens that come round my house!

This is a sleeping snow leopard. It’s Alice’s favorite animal!

This one was awake but he was hiding behind some rocks.

What’s next?!

Sleeping tortoises. They are fucking huge.

Wolves of some sort. Moaning wolves? Howling wolves? I forget.

They were huge too.

More torties!

Fat motherfuckers!

Looked right at us.

We went back to the wolves!

 

They look more like giant foxes that fucked some hyenas.

NEXT!

GIANT OTTER!!!!

They were louder than you would ever think an animal could be.

hmm. Monkey time?

 

or: whatever this is.

 

and: ZEBRAS!

And rams or something!

And then these ancient looking things:

Remember! Don’t feed the animals!?!!?!!!1

OKAY LION TIME!

 

These are some big fucking cats.

Giraffe time!

 

Woh.

Now for some apes.

Crazy uncles.

Crazy tails!

 

WHAT ELSE!?!?!

 

Koala.

Loose?

I leave you with images of God, who created the Zoo on his Seventh Day:

Don’t forget the class struggle. We are the zoo.

 

GOODBYE!!!

-Matt.