UFOS HAVE LANDEDEDEDEDED.

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OMFGBBQ.

OH NO THERE’S ONE NOW!

He must be getting a super special shawl to cover his alien body.

 

FOUND HIM!

I hear this kind of alien likes to abduct little boys.

Kick!

Weridest alien I’ve ever met.

Vanessa liked him.

HEYINEEDYOURHELPHEYONEEDYOURHELPHEYINEEDYOURHELPHEYINEEDYOURHELP

HEY.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

Alix Perry and I are DJing at

Red ROOM every Monday.

We need a new name!

A) Underwater Basket

Weaving W/ Matt and Alix

B) WHERE THE HELL IS MATT

AND ALIX starring Mat and

Alix

C) ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Please leave all your good

ideas somewhere special.

or in the comments.

THANKS LOVE ALIENS AND UPPERCASE AND MATT AND BAD FORMATTING.

 

 

 

DEAD BUGS DEAD BUGS HOORAH.

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Anyone know what that yellow stuff is?

…

I found this dead bug outside work. I brought it inside and took tons of pictures of it with Peter.

 

Summer-Time Hat Club.

Action Shot (fake).

 

THE FOLLOWING ARE SCENES FROM MY NEW MOVIE CALLED HAND DESTROYER:

 

AND THEN:

Thanks.

IN WHICH THERE WAS GRILLING. IN THERE WHICH GRILLING WAS.

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whoops.

Twins!

I think we were talking about politics.

KKK OOL.

um.

Next day.

Good times.

 

Happy Bird-Day Diletttttta.

Bye.

PEOPLE SLEEPING.

____________________________________________________________________________________________Does this make me a creep?

 

If not, I’m sure all of the other things I do make me a creep.

 

20 Bitcoins to whoever can figure out what is on the computer.

why are macs so expensive?

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I don’t know Luke. You tell me.