blogging 101.

i need to update more often.

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Remember that night we all drank mead?

I do, because somehow i turned on the date-stamp on my camera.

Shit’s good.

Sparkley.

We played with this horse.

We played in the wheelchair.

 

brooke drove us around in her mom’s hummer.

 

Welcome back brooke!

 

 

BYE WORLD.

I'm just stealing pictures now.

Hi.
I forgot to credit lefrontrow.com for that last picture from that last post. Thanks stranger. You'll never read this.

anyways, today I am going to steal a picture from YuYu's blog, cause she isn't here to stop me.

CHECK OUT THIS SCARY SHIT:

I don't know how she took that picture.
Magic Asian hands?
Whatever.

FOR NATASHA

HAHAHAHA.

Who is that strange boy?

A Ghost?

A Vampire!?

The world will never know.

And then things happened on 4/20 kind of.

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I DJed at the Grill but then some guy started yelling at me!

I said STOP YELLING AT ME!

and he said SHUT THE DOOR

AND I SAID NO

and then he said LEMME HUG YOU

and he grabbed me and

then we fought a little:

I kneed him in the face a couple of times.

he was wearing a slipknot shirt!

 

He bled everywhere.

I was scared I was going to get a disease!

When he grabbed me it looked like his face was covered in feces.

The cops arrested him for assault.

He wouldn’t stop yelling at me.

Totally weird.

Other than that, a good night at Grill!

I DJed and people danced.

Dallas showed up with fake blood on her face.  She told people I beat her up and they believed it cause they all just saw that actually happen.

 

Embarrassing for a minute till it all go cleared up.

 

Oh, and thats totally her nipple.

 

ROCKANDROLL!

Dance Dance Dance.

On Tuesday there was some graffiti.

Seldon visited cause he was sorry that his restaurant leaked into my fitting room.

all is well though.

 

HAPPY 420 YA’LL!

 

the end.

PEOPLE ARE BABIES JUST BIGGER.

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Janel came to town this weekend and we partied.

 

First I went to the redroom and saw some rock-a-billy band:

Great picture, I know. Whatever.

The bassist works at a Mcdonalds and he may be crazy.

The dude sang too loud.

Randy okayed some good guitar though!
Here he is standing on the upright:

The guy in the cowboy hat in the far right is a nice gentleman from Tennessee who just moved here.

Southern folk are nice.

Here is Janel in Alix’s kitchen!

yay dick attack!

 

We all drank beers outside, and I finally got to meet Soggy Smog and Miles.

Here is photographic proof of the encounter:

I DON’T REMEMBER TAKING THESE PICTURES.

THANKS NATASHA FOR DRIVING. I DON’T REMEMBER THAT EITHER.

 

yay Friday nights!!!

 

ON SUNDAY WE WENT TO SEE CARLEE’s BABY:

Baby’s are odd.

(IN A GOOD WAY.)

Although they kind of look like hairy worms.

(BUT NOT YOUR BABY CARLEE.)

(JUST…OTHER PEOPLES…ER…)

 

Alix with the worm.

 

Creepy indian painting.

Alice with nice non-threatening Rottweiler.

Fat faced squirrel eating dog.

 

Us putting stuff on or near the baby.

HI MAX I AM KIDDING YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A WORM (yet).

 

THANKS JANEL FOR COMING TO TOWN!

I HOPE I SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT, BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN’T REMEMBER CAUSE I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP.

 

LOVE MATT!

IN WHICH THERE WAS A WEEKEND TO BE HAD.

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Things happened this weekend.

START:

Apparently this guy walked across America?

Is currently walking across America?

Is a fraud?

 

Um.

BOYS DAY AT WORK:

That’s my new bike frame Andy’s holding.

Some hippie came by and put this on a stop sign:

I walked home and saw this woman. Anyone know her story?

 

OKAY THANKS.

THIS IS NOT A PHOTOGRAPH.

I thought of an awsome title for a post, but I forgot it.
Here is  a photograph:

HAHAHAHA. This is the most HORRIFYING PICTURE I could find on this computer I am on.

MANY MANY APOLOGIES TO ALL OF YOUR EYEBALLS.

That's another one.

UM.

hahaha.

THANKS FER LISTENING.

And then I try something new.

I've been listening to Sparklehorse a lot lately.

This was a favorite band of mine since high school, and just last month he killed himself in Knoxville, Tennessee.

This is a song he sang with PJ Harvey a few years ago.

YOUTUBE only has shitty home-made music videos but the song is still there.

 

This is another song that’s beautiful. It’s about keeping hungry wolves at bay, and keeping all the crows away, and how yr day’s should all be gold my child.

 

Somehow the girl from the Cardigans sings back-up!

It’s good, regardless.

Thanksferlistening.