DEAD MAUS.

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Yep.

yep…

 

That happened.

 

Watch out for cats!!

BIRDS N STUFF AND

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A bird just shit on my arm at café passe.

Monsters!

 

I’m glad cats have more control over their bowels most of the time.

 

What horrors lurk behind that door, cat!

 

Pat and I went downtown last week to celebrate Arizona’s centennial !

There was a giant slide and stuff!!!!

 

Looks inviting, right?

 

In space on Congress noone can hear you scream as you slide the slide.

 

Hey, isn’t this the place where Dillinger blah blah blah…

Sally gave me a pizza keychain and Nikki made funny eyeballs.

Pat and I discovered a strange sort of protest.

 

Yes, ladies and gentleman, how do we survive the jive?

SOMETHING COMPLETELY AWFUL.

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You’ve been warned!

 

Last week we went to the auld dubliner after work!

 

The cast:

Brooke -

(She’s my blue cosmic monkey? Or I’m hers? It’s Mayan.)

 

Alix -

TThat’s Miles Next to her.

 

And Rory!

 

 

And Crissy

 

And beer!

 

AND THEN SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENED!

 

We smelled a smell in the hallway in the bathroom and I found this awful thing and took pictures of it.

 

That’s someones poop filled boxers.

 

EWW EWWW EWWW

 

 

Here are some nice pictures of Alix and I eating tacos.

 

Yum!

YUM!!!

I eat with my eyes open like an opposite shark.

 

THE END.

Mentos War

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++My friend Nikki just posted this on zee internet and so I stole it cause it’s hilarious.

 

The old house.

Never a dull moment…

TOO MANY PICTURES.

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Sorry for the delay in posting. I noticed some facebook outrage the other day about this so I decided to rectify it.

 

I’ve come to realize though that I’ve been taking so many pictures that when I sit down to blog about them I get overwhelmed and decide to read comic book news on the internet instead.

 

Anyways, here’s a photo dump.

 

EDIE GAVE ME THESE AT WORK:

Totally fucking dope, yo.

 

Edie didn’t agree.

 

I’ve taken like five photos of this cause I keep forgetting that I have already.

 

Something strange about this mailman…

 

Ask me about the show I watched where they dissected the lions and tigers at the zoo.

Shit was cool.

New sidewalk.

 

I found this walking to work.

Maybe someone’s buried under that brick.

 

Dinner!!!!

 

Comics.

 

DOOM PATROL is fucking sick. My friend Beth let me borrow them.

She works at Café Passe and we’ve started a comic trading club.

 

 

University!!!

 

Walking home. Doesn’t this door look magical?

 

 

Full moon!

 

 

MORE LATER.

 

-MATTHEW.

ispelling mistakes.

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Okay. I don’t like admitting it but I’ve had some serious typos on this thing.

Is it unethical to go back and fix them ex posto facto?

 

OKAY NOW THAT I’VE GOTTEN THAT OFF MY CHEST I …

 

 

… will dig through my archive of photos to see if anything cooooool has happened!

 

 

 

wtf.

 

Did I tell you I blacked out while watching Dune at the loft last night?

Apparently I loudly announced mid-movie to my friend Luke that the movie we were watching was not Dune.

 

I woke up fully clothed on my futon this morning wildly confused.

 

I left my bike at La Cocina last week and have been walking everywhere.  I should of stole this guys ride.

Remember that movie My Girl?

 

It’s weird to think that Dan Akyord is a huuuuge UFO conspiracy believer.

 

Fuck yeah.

 

I lost my hat… if anyone finds it, please return it to WILKO asap!

I got caught taking photos of the people at Del Taco when they weren’t looking and I got some really nasty looks.

 

Tonight I tried again but they were hiding.

 

AHHHHH REAL MONSTERS!

 

This is a total photo dump.

 

This is the inside of a car-wash.

 

There’s so much movement going on!

 

I made a potrait of Charles Manson at work out of a lemon.

 

Then I gave him a hat.

 

This happens.

 

This was staged.

 

Where’s Waldo!?!

 

I know where you live.

Remember when that tiger killed that guy at the zoo a couple of holidays ago?

 

I get this look often.

 

 

OKAY GOODNIGHT!!!!!