HAPPY BIRD-DAY GARRETTTTT

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Yr a  bright shining quarter in the piggy-bank of life now, or something.

 

Yep.

SORRY I AM GOING TO SHOW A PENIS THIS TIME.

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Okay here are the pictures for the rest of the day that happened.

Here is Pat peeing again, well post-peeing really but this time he didn’t get it on his boxers.

We went to a party!

Of course this turned into Isiah and the gang drunkenly cutting open some guy named Cliff’s giant gross in-grown hair on his arm.

 

I have a weak stomach so I sent Pat indoors to take this candid photos.

 

ew.

ewww

 

meh.

 

 

Fixing the wound.

 

OKAY next I went to the bathroom cuz I was drunk and I took pictures of the sink and faucet cuz it reminded me of my old bathroom.

 

Not that exciting.

 

NEXT!

 

Playing with toys outside.

 

Sleeping fox on Alix’s head.

 

This is Christine. We were at her house.

 

This made sense at the time.

 

Then it happened.

Craziness on the dance floor!

I noticed a man on the fireplace mantle not wearing pants.

 

Shit was getting weird.

 

weirder.

 

BINGO!

 

This guy was so fucked up.

 

Everyone cleared the room.

 

 

That’s when he found a red cup and…

Yup. That happened.

 

ewwwwwww!

 

 

Ta-da!!

 

 

Cliff, the guy who was getting the abcess cut out of his arm earlier in the kitchen was now bitching and moaning about the naked guy.

 

It was funny.

 

 

We went back to my house and pat took a picture of me peeing.

 

YAY FRIDAYS!

 

THE END.

THE REST OF THE STORY

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Sorry! I got distracted. The good stuff is yet to come.

BEWARE NSFW or people who don’t like penises.

 

 

 

I’m sure this person is only 1/16th.

 

My friend Janel gave me 400 VHS.

My house is now a mini casa video/ comic book store.

 

kill me.

 

Most of them are crap but there are some gems!

 

HEY GUYS!!!

 

We drank hennessy and got DRUUUNK!

I guess this was wednesday!

whoops anyways….

 

 

Alix’s new shirt!

 

GIGANDO SHIRT PARTY!

 

House.

God interlude.

Baclk to Friday.

 

Beer doesn’t make you smarter!

I can attest to this fact.

 

OKAY PENISSESSSS LATER!

 

BYE GUYZ!

Friday night part one maybe. Probably Friday day first.

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oh boy.

Trying to perfect the sneaky snake but I realized it was easier doin in upside down.

That’s the creep I was following last week… and now flipped over!

4th is funny.

 

Homeless dude!

OKAY MORE LATER!

 

---- MATT

Something nerdy I did.

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I named this myself!!!!

Life in the early aught’s.

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Apparently aughts isn’t  a word.

 

My cat needs to work out more.

 

 

Pat Foley peed in my house and got it on his boxers. I was there to document.

 

Ran into Kai in the rave parking lot that is now just a normal parking lot again.

 

He  sold me this weed themed settlers of cataan rip-off!

It’s funny, but I think I left it in pats car.

 

Got coffee at Passe.

 

Visited Crissy at the shop.

Don’t be alarmed; It’s a giant coffee cup, she’s not that tiny.

 

Pat and I tried on ancient hats.

 

I don’t have anything to say about this picture.

 

Drove into the wastelands.

 

Saw some folks.

 

Time traveled.

 

Rode my bikes to work.

 

 

THE END.